Cameron Diaz and Husband Benji Madden getting a taste of Nanach

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This is how it went down. Our Nanach friend in L.A. - Eliyahu Silwan n"y was experiencing great doubts whether he should continue doing his outreach even to gentiles and all the stars. So one night in his yard he was contemplating the issue, doing hisbodidus, and he turned and said to HY, if I should continue, then send me someone really big tomorrow. The next morning he recieved a phone call from Cameron Diaz asking for an appointment.... So Cameron and her huband Benji Madden came by to speak with Eliyahu Nanach. Eliyahu takes alook at Benji -- who's arms are covered with tatoos of the cross and the like, and tells him that he is a Jew, and that he should confront his mother relentlessly until she admits. And so he did, his mother firmly insisted persistently she wasn't Jewish (where he got the name Benjamin Levi, I don't know), but at the very end she capitulated and confessed, but told him to keep it quiet. So Cameron Diaz began wearing the Nanach kameya, and Benji Madden and his twin brother Joel become regular Shabbos guests by Eliyahu Nanach.

Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman!