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Showing posts with label hitching. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Trump for president?

HH

The Nanach were looking for a presidential canditate for the upcoming elections in the US. BH in EY there is a fully registered political party, but in the U.S. alas it is still a barren land (Am-Reika).

Our only consolation is that "TRUMP" is actually the secret of how all roads lead to Uman, as revealed in the Kabalistic work Sefer HaMalchus, and brought down in its entirety in my Likutay Nanach.

In Hebrew Trump, is the same letters as tramp, which means to hitchike. All hitchikers are on the way to Uman. Follow the Na Nach Nachma Nachman road to Uman.

Basically the secret is that every letter has an "oafen" (wheel), the last letter of it's spelling: in the letter Alef, the oafen is the "f" (peh). The oafen of the Peh, is Alef, thus the letter Alef will always take you to Alef.

If you go through all 22 letters of the Alef Bet you will find that there are only 4 destinations they will take you to: UMAN! All roads lead to Rabbainu!

Now the holy hitchikers (a new discovery for my HH) which in Hebrew this is called "TRaMP", the Tes, will take you to Vuv, the Resh will take you to Nun, the Mem will take you to Mem, and the Peh will take you to Alef: Alef, Vuv, Mem, Nun: UMAN!!!!!

So make the CRUZ (announcement) that everyone should TRUMP to Uman!

Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman



Recently people are circulating that Donald Trump has the gematria (numerical value) as Mashiach Ben Duvid (Messiah Son of David). This is kind of problematic - if we give any consideration to this, because the nature of gematrias is that often a same value is an indication of the antithesis of the word at hand - just as the Book of Creation enumerates that Oneg (exquisite pleasure) is the same letters - and hence numerical value - as Negga (-a wound), and being that obviously Donald Trump is not Messiah, his name bearing the same numerical value would indicate that he is the antithesis... Maybe his name should be spelled differently in Hebrew,  maybe with a guttural eyen - ע - that would work well for many reasons...

Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman!

UPDATE: There is new evidence that trump might just have to win, this is based on the name of the street which takes you to the holy tombs of Rabbi Akiva and the Ramchal which is called Trumpeldor- like the elder of trump, if he made it this far, he might just make it all the way.

Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman!


Monday, January 26, 2015

Coca Cola sponsors a Nanach

HH

Once while hitching, a big Coca Cola truck stopped for me, and on the ride the driver offered me a coke. The Talmud forbids accepting milk from a shepherd, because the shepherd is offering what does not belong to him, however in our times I would imagine that Coca Cola allows the driver a few cans (although they probably do not allow him to pick up hitchers, insurance reasons). B"H Coca Cola is not something I'm drinking (for acid reasons), so I probably passed up on his offer. Coca Cola has the numerical value of Na Nach Nachma Nachman.

Another time hitching to a wedding in Bnei Brak I was picked up by a large tractor, one of those that drives really slow frustrating all those behind, he asked me if I knew anyone who would want a job operating it.

Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman!