Chewing Nanach

HH

Eating the matza cultivates the memory - consciousnesses - of the future world - it gives da'as (holy realization of memory. Anyone who grew up in a good litvak-yeshiva society knows the challenge of eating a full measurement of matza in the allocated time, therefore, a wise man - his eyes are in his head (- he sees in advance) will prepare accordingly, and two days before the event he will exercise his jaw and chewing muscles. One way to do this is simply by chewing gum. Being that mice are an aspect of forgetfulness - small consciousness - and from what I learned recently they are turned off by the smell of peppermint, I recommend using peppermint flavor gum to enhance the effect of this preparatory exercise. Bidee'eved, I am using spearmint flavor.

Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman!  

Nanach makes drugs look like garbage patch dolls

HH

So B"H somehow I was given the right to one piece of luggage, in addition to a carry on, so I took a big box of matza (2 and 1/2 kilo I think) and filled it with about 20 new Legendary Tales so that from Uman they can make their way to English speaking locations. The airport security had a real heyday with it, I told them straight out that it wasn't matza we were dealing with, but something much more powerful - books of Rabbainu! So first they ran the box through some machines, xray I presume, and that just whetted their appetite, and they opened up the box and had all types of discussions over it , and they started examining the books and the stack of paper fliers which have one story printed on it, they called me in, and another guy came in and took another look at my passport, and this went on for some time, all the while I goaded them on, explaining to them that their machines were sensing the utter power of Nanach but couldn't put their finger on it. In any event they got quite a mouthful of Nanach B"H, and eventually my matza box of Rabbainu was freed and given over to be put on the plane.
Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman!

Freedom of Nanach

HH
Just saw an article which claims that marijuana was first delivered throughout America as an aid to pacify the slaves. Think about it, the slaves were supposedly freed, and now with more and more people taking pot, everyone are becoming passive slaves.

Saba said the pot is worse than niuf (promisuity). It is the antithesis of the tzaddik, for the Tzadik is the daas (realization of knowledge) of the humanity, and drugs abscond daas.

Shlomo Carlbach tells over that when he opened up the House of Love and Prayer in San Francisco people thought that it must be a drug haven, and on Pesach someone came in looking for drugs and he found a hippy sitting on the floor eating Matza. The guy asked, "hey brother, where are the goods?!" So the hippy held up a piece of matza and said -- get into matza - it doesn't get better than that.

Matza is the nourishment of daas. Deferment the brain from all the fungus and levenation  (levitation?) of the dimyon (imagination, fantasy, conjecture), and achieve true realization with freedom of the mind from all the constraints (mitrayim -- borders). First you might have to go through a dessert, but it will be with clarity and you will reach the holy land.

Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman!